ELECTRIC PANTS

The Vibrating Tiger panties are to be worn with caution, but saucy expectation. The man is at the controls - with the remote - and the lady wears the panties...and waits for the buzzzzz. Forget footsy under the table. (It’s a small comfortable vibrator and not obtrusive, we’re assured.) “I never knew when my date was going to give me a buzz. The anticipation had me bouncing off my chair...although our friends must have thought us very weird that night!” said over-excited Selina who loved wearing the naughty knickers.
£64.95 but currently £10 off: reduced price £54.95. From mailorder and website at www.blissbox.com

Magnetic attractions

Talking dartboards may seem a strange idea at first, but if you’re looking for a bit of kitsch’n’tack for a Valentine’s present, this is the one. Hit the ball’s eye target, with magnetic darts, and you’ll hear him or her squeal or moan or growl.
Or if you like to express your love in words, there’s the Talking Tags Heart. You attach the tag to your gift with your own personally-recorded message, which lasts up to 10 seconds. Fun, fun, fun.

Talking Dartboard Guy/Girl £10. Talking Tags Hearts £3.50. At: www.gadget shop.com